About The Book

Secrets of a Mysterious Older Woman is Constance’s hilarious history after her mid-life divorce:  Her One-Woman Cabaret show, her affair with The Count, their wedding in a Swiss castle, and their misadventures living in a cow-haunted barn in France.

MOW rhymes with WOW!

Constance Feathers writes about  Secrets of a Mysterious Older Woman

“Do I smell a Pulitzer for Feathers?  Here we have a stunning and insightful work, which will change the way we look at our world.  In a word, SUPERFLUOUS!”
Oprah Chopra, Yankton Daily Crier

“Dazzling!  Although disguised as a bit of fluff, this is fine literature and Constance’s excellent breeding shines through.  I think I would have loved it even if I wasn’t her mother.”
Maudie Bob Pospostle, Yankton Senior’s Monthly

“A MEDICAL BREAKTHROUGH!  Millions of sufferers have a debt of gratitude to this mesmerizing author.  Anyone who has every spent a night tossing and turning can now take heart.  This book will have you snoring after the first chapter!”
Editor, The Yankton Insomniac

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COMING SOON!

There Has Never Been A Honeymoon Like This!

Watch for SAFARI HONEYMOON or Moonlight Over The Warthogs

Constance’s riveting account of her extraordinary honeymoon into darkest Africa!

THE DARING!….THE DANGERS!….THE DETOURS!

Jostle along in the back of the bus with Constance and The Count over unpaved terrain as they pit their disposable Kodak against the mighty Nikons, and discover how the rubbing-on of Bug-Off (19 times a day) becomes the most touching experience of the expedition!

Live the RARE, RAW ADVENTURES with THE TOUR GROUP FROM HELL!